I have received so many requests for
consultations the last few months, yet have not had a single consult
with anyone. In that respect, this is a necessary post and
you'll know why by the time it's finished. In all honesty, I did not
expect a single request to actually result in a consult anyway
because they all read like pure BS.
I believe that more often than not,
it's angry law enforcement officers and/or related to the Paul Bergrin
case, which I have blogged on relentlessly for some time now, but am
now done with. If I had to take a wild guess, I'd say that 9 out of
10 requests are related to the above two groups; perhaps even 10 of
10. Is that crazy or what? I consider it to be so. Too many people
with far too much time on their hands while claiming to be public
servants.
Some of the most absurd statements and
consultation requests are moved to the "abuse" folder and
others are deleted. Sometimes, when the message is cloudy, I'll
respond and include instructions for payment and a link to my
consultation page outlining what specifically I offer and how it
works. For your own information, here is a link to that page:
There is a reason behind every
statement made on that page. If you clearly have not read either
Blueprint for an Escort Service or Complete Blueprint for an Escort Service, you'll need to pay for the Platinum package or the
Max package. Obviously the reason for this is that I will be
reading much of my book to you on the telephone, so one hour just
ain't going to cut it. Really I have no clue why anyone that skipped
reading one of those books would even want a consultation with
me. Makes no sense whatsoever.
But I have no issue with reading one of
the books to you over the phone. Payment is required in advance, of
course.
And then there are the requests that I
call you by dialing a number on your linked explicit website to schedule a
consultation. Why anyone would consider me to be that desperate
and/or stupid, I can't even imagine. Me calling you is a consultation
and how in the hell would I know if that's your website or not? Duh.
But one of the most absurd sort of
requests that I have had on occasion and as recent as last week is
the federal inmate that sends me a Corrlinks request. I accept all
such requests, well, because I am a nice person and have no clue what
they want, but when the first email the inmate sends is a thank-you
for agreeing to consult with him about opening an escort service in
BOP email, well, expect to get blasted. I didn't agree to crap and
only a total moron would ever consult on such a subject via BOP
email.
This is what I get for being nice to
people. Far too many, especially in LE, do not comprehend that kindness does not equal
stupidity. In the last situation described, I responded not only with
a blast, but also instructions to inform his handler that no one, let
alone me, is that dumb. All informants have handlers. I will tell you
that in short time and on the same day, I received a hang-up call
from a Miami telephone number on my personal telephone number and
that inmate had stated that he was from Miami. His release date in
the BOP inmate locator was in 2017. No one should know my personal
phone number anyway unless I give it to them and only a few friends have it. Some idiot looking for
his next 5K1 or Rule 35 victim. Another duh.
Most recently - like yesterday - I
received an extremely lengthy email from someone telling me all the
steps he'd made towards opening and operating a service and not even
one of those steps is anything close to what I recommend in either
book. The party claimed to need a free consultation because he'd
spent all his money on attorney consults and non-existent start-up
costs, hiring bodyguards, and drivers and on and on and on... I
couldn't make this stuff up people. I almost responded by asking him
if his email was a joke, but decided to just move the email to that
"abuse" folder instead.
I have responded to numerous
emails by asking if it was some weird joke lately - they seem to be
rolling out of the closet (or coming out of the woodwork) these days,
but I really can't get beyond anyone actually thinking I'm that
level of stupid.
And then there are the people that
email me attempting to change my mind about various things stated in
the book and requesting a consultation at the same time. Of course
each wants to know how to pay me immediately so that consult can be
scheduled ASAP. Of course no money is ever sent to the method I
state as the only way to pay me. Of course they email many more times
trying desperately to convince me how wrong I am on specific topics.
Right.
My books are what I think and nothing anyone could state will ever change my mind. And really who cares anyway? As with any book advising on business, it's up to you to take what you need and leave the rest. Whether you follow any or all of my advice is in the category of not my problem or none of my business. But I make this statement knowing that it is not real people contacting me with questionable lengthy emails. It is LE dumb enough to think they could succeed in prosecuting me for publishing books about opening and operating a legitimate service. The specific wording in statements reveals that much.
Like I already stated, I believe that
at least 9 out of 10 of these requests are law enforcement /
prosecutor / investigator related. For whatever strange reasoning,
these dolts actually think I fell off a turnip truck somewhere in
Idaho yesterday. Just crazy.
At least now I can simply respond with
a link to this post. *smile*
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